she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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