SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
