i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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