love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize