Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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