all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i think i just lost a toe
Who died my cat blue again?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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