Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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