I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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