awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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