Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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