If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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