Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Even my vagina gasped.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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