his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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