you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Fuck appropriateness.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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