One girl and one boy is just not enough.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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