Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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