Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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