what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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