So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
so much tequila, so little girl.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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