I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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