wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
