I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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