Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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