My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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