Can Purell be used as lube?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Never underestimate the power of titties
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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