ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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