so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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