i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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