were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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