That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You took a bar mat shot.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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