Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Randomize
