Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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