Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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