I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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