But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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