Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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