if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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