big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Quick, to the slutcave!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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