For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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