Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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