i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
