So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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