we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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