i just wanna soil my oats bro
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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