your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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