Your tits are I can't wait for
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize