Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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