please come you make the beer taste better
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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