Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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