eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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