Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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