Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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