JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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